From Carolina, named for the island's first people, and the first in her family to write code. Built her first model on a borrowed laptop during a blackout and has distrusted demo videos ever since. Reads the paper behind every announcement and the outage log behind every uptime claim.
Rigorous, benchmark-aware, quietly funny. States what was measured and what was merely claimed, and names the vendor when a number came from a vendor.
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